Jai Ho! It's Friday

It's a slow day here at work so I was going through my phone and thought it would be a good idea to share some of my texts. Real post coming soon I promise. I'm sorry that my friends are not always appropriate.

I keep that in my teets

Glad we’re twittering @ the same SECOND

Jetblueballs

AF to intense. Too much partying more partying than needed please send help immediately.

You sleeping? Pam is banging somewhere.

Is Edward Cullen there?????????

You’re the one at the tavern without the rockstar doctor.

She is fast asleep. I’m not motivated enough and now my Best Friend’s Wedding is on! Double feature!

Waka waka

But I’m watching the holiday with Jack Black!

Poor Zane and his brain =( I feel like crying

I’m drunk as hell!

What’s up yo! Sup dawg!

I’m hyper and I want cheese!

Lol its huge but I’m going to bed Beowolf is on and I can’t resist

I’m like the perverted old guy on Family Guy when I look at pixs of my cousin mmmmmm

Hello Ginny I’m drunk

Your scarf is on my bathroom door.

I feel better. Ji ho slumdog.

Um gay Edward Cullen was at the tavern and is now at my house.

Tussy!

Not gay!

You drunk dial Darryl and not me?! I hate you!

Why are you not on gchat?! WTF!

What are you up to Asian princess?

I kind of wanna bang Ryan Reynolds.

They seem like they’re not that close or both don’t have souls.

Oh my god look at MY shoes! WE HAVE NO SOUL!

WTF did we DO last night?? I feel disgusting.

Oooook there’s a confetti heart on my boob

Slept with a dorito.