Will work (almost) anywhere!

Since I'm now in a bit of a financial pickle due to my car which I have now nicknamed Scrooge due to that fact that it takes all my money and laughs in my face. I have resorted to looking for a second job on craigslist. Desperate times always lead to craigslist. Well there are just so many lovely jobs out there I just can't decide, but I think I'll apply for this one:

BARTENDERS, SHOOTER GIRLS, WAITSTAFF

NEW ENGLANDS HOTTEST GENTLEMENS CLUB IS LOOKING FOR EXPERIENCED BARTENDERS, WAITSTAFF & SHOOTER GIRLS. APPLY IN PERSON 151 NEWBURY ST.(RTE 1) PEABODY, MA THE GOLDEN BANANA. ONLY HOT GIRLS NEED APPLY.

Well thank God I won't be working with ugly girls. Now what to wear to the interview?